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The pleasantries are unexchanged, the emails unclicked, the signs unwritten, the campaigns unproduced, the speeches unspoken, the aphorisms undelivered, the journalists unemployed, the artists unsubsidized, the original expressions of thought unrecorded.
Little Girl Sets Butterfly Free, Immediately Regrets It Because Nature's A Dick
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