I'm the first with a "Hell yeah! If being on all fours is uncomfortable, lean forwards and have something prop your belly up, such as a cushion or foam wedge. Would the increased attention from men cause my marriage to crumble? Were this a confession of meth abuse or alcohol, I would anticipate an entirely different reaction. Living with anxiety, hoping for joy. In my spare time I devour food autobiographies that I attack as lustfully as a porn junkie -- often pairing them with something delicious.
I hate to exercise, but have managed to use my treadmill and hit the gym more than a few times.
The secrets of fat sex
It's not as if I haven't successfully shed weight before, but the moment I start, I figure out some way to undermine it. This artist is using glitter to turn stretch marks into art. Only by peeling back the layers of pain, she said, could I get to the real emptiness that I needed to feed -- that part of me that doesn't believe I deserve the blessed life I have with a career, family and friends that I adore. And that is the most important message I tell people: So sport stars really got into Halloween this year. I'm the fat, funny girl who is often hailed for my confidence and self-esteem. We are going to do it for every overweight person who struggles and those who are no longer here to struggle because their bodies gave out on them.